Everyone weirder than me is on the spectrum

Everyone weirder than me is on the spectrum.
Everyone more normal than me is boring.
Everyone younger than me is naive.
Everyone older than me is out of touch.
Everyone richer than me has sold their soul.
Everyone poorer is lazy.
Everyone thinner is a slave to fashion.
Everyone fatter needs more self control.
Everyone better educated than me is elitist.
Everyone less educated is stupid.
Everyone more liberal than me is a hippy.
Everyone more conservative is heartless.
How did I become this perfect?

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