The fuse as a metaphor for marriage

The breaker in the rec room tripped, so we argued over what we had to turn off: the lamp by her desk or the heater on my feet.
I lost.
"Eye strain is real," she said. "Cold toes isn't even a thing."
Five minutes later, she complained that she was cold. This is my life.

1 comment:

  1. Girls are always complaining their cold, especially Cassidy.