A conversation as I drove the kids home from summer camp.
BEN: Which would you rather have. An army of fire ants or an army of wasps?
ME: Fire ants.
BEN: That’s stupid.
ME: Wait. Am I being attacked by this army or do I own it?
BEN: You own it.
ME: Then wasps all the way.
NAT: You can use it to sting your enemies with.
ME: You got that right.
NAT: I only got one true enemy.
NAT: Water slides
BEN: Wasps are no good against waterslides, Natalie
NAT: Probably not