Our summer vacation with a child with ASD, in haiku form

Why didn't you say .
That you needed to go pee
BEFORE the Rockies?

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For the one hundred
And thirty seventh damned time
We are not there yet

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No. No. No. No. NO.
No. No. NO. No. NO. NOOO. NOOO
Oh for fucks sake FINE

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WHY did you DO that?
What do you MEAN you don't know?
Oh My *#!@* GOD!

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Give me the ketchup
I said give me ketchup
Fine keep the damned thing

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Two hundred DOLLARS??
 For ONE night in a hotel?
We're camping right here

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Stop what you're doing
Back away slowly to me
That's not a hamster

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I said go to sleep
That noise you hear is the wind
Most likely anyway

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The kids love road trips
We should do this next year
Crap Natalie barfed

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